Havelock, NC—A Mr. Carpet building crashed into an SUV on Thursday for apparently no reason. No one was cited but the building was not wearing a helmet.
(Source: havenews.com)
Mount Vernon, WA—A bridge crashed into a semi truck on Thursday night, throwing several cars into the Skagit River. The bridge was not wearing a helmet but the cars are expected to recover.
(Source: usnews.nbcnews.com)
Maui, HI—Spectators mourn car damaged after a Costco building crashed into it. The building was not wearing a helmet.
(Source: mauinews.com)
London, Ontario—A neighborhood Starbucks crashed into a car. The building was not wearing a helmet.
(Source: london.ctvnews.ca)
Wilmington, NC—In a vast War on Cars conspiracy, multiple buildings colluded to crash into officer Adrienne Dillon’s car on different days. In the most recent attack, a bench crashed into her vehicle before breaking a plate glass window attached to a building. The attack scared the officer so much that her car drove for another half mile before stopping to report the incident.
(Source: starnewsonline.com)
Bourne, MA—The latest victim in the War on Cars, a Jaguar was attacked by a Do Not Enter Sign, then a pizza shop dumpster, and finally was totaled by the Real Estate Association building. Predictably, no criminal charges were filed.
(Source: capecodonline.com)
York County, PA—For the third time a dentist office crashed into yet another car and the police have finally suspended its driving privileges.
(Source: whptv.com)
Indianapolis, IN—A car is again being blamed when a building crashed into it after another car had collided against it.
(Source: wishtv.com)
Havre de Grace, MD—Of all things, a Vision Center crashed into a car recklessly and suffered minor damage.
(Source: havredegrace.patch.com)
St Albans, Hertfordshire, England—Five years ago a building attempted to frame George Michael when it crashed into his car. Yesterday, in the growing conspiracy, his car was again totaled by the built environment. Who wants our beloved songsmith dead and how much further are they willing to go to do it?
(Source: thecelebritycafe.com)
